It is strange that one of the saddest songs in the English language should have been written by two comedians. Michael Flanders and Donald Swann are still best known for their light comic and satirical pieces — ‘The Hippopotamus’, ‘The Gnu’ or ‘The Gas-Man Cometh’ — but when they turned their satirical eye to the Beeching Axe, the mass closure from 1963 of about a third of the British passenger railway network, they produced, in ‘The Slow Train’, for many people the definitive lament for these mostly rural branch lines, and for the way of life that was lost with them.
The song bears all the Flanders and Swann hallmarks — the deft word-play, the affectionate satire, the sense of the ludicrous — but the mood is utterly different from usual. Seing the damage that Beeching was doing, suddenly they were serious — and indeed, in the live recording, made sixty years ago when it was all actually happening, there is, apart from a few appreciative titters at a pun or a station name, no laughter at all, only rapt silence.
This complete change of key seems to me utterly audacious. The audience had paid for comedy, after all, yet here suddenly was tragedy, an entirely sincere farewell to a familiar feature of the national landscape, to a distinctive characteristic of our society, destroyed by human folly, with only the word-play providing the thinnest veil of wit. Audacious, but thoroughly effective: first we are puzzled that we can’t find anything to laugh at, disconcerted to think that we might have missed a joke. Then the inverse feeling: surprise, in the pit of the stomach, as we realise that we really are being addressed seriously. There is a sense of having had a narrow escape, as if one has nearly walked giggling into a full and silent church. (They’re being serious, and we thought it was going to be a joke!).
And yet it is still satire, for Flanders and Swann had noticed, along with others since, the totally inadvertent poetry of Section 1 Part 3 of Dr. Beeching’s report, the ‘List of Passenger Stations and Halts to be Closed’ (in England, though the destruction in Wales and Scotland was just as wanton). Buried deep behind the oily bureaucratic euphemism of the report’s title, ‘The Reshaping of British Railways’, is a list that has been called some of the most moving poetry in the language — or are ‘like names on a war memorial’, as the satirist Ian Hislop has said:
Abbey TownAcrow HaltActon CentralAddinghamAdlestropAinsdaleAirmynAldeburghAldermastonAldridgeAlford Town (Lincs.)Alfreton and South NormantonAlresford (Hants.)AlrewasAltofts and WhitwoodAlton TowersAmbergateAndover TownApperley Bridge …
Of course, it is bleakly amusing that those unable to perceive the true value of railways, their marriage of elegance and efficiency, had by their very tin ear betrayed themselves in accidentally producing such moving poetry — fifth on the list is Adlestrop itself! — and Flanders and Swann, simply by transforming it into a serious song, throw this irony into definition. They are punning away as usual, ‘The sleepers sleep…’ but the music itself has all the pathos of a folk-song.
The Sudden Straight Face had another strategic advantage in that particular era, and that was the strength it lent to anyone making a point that was easily mocked. This was the age of the satire boom, satire far more biting than Michael Flanders’. Then, as now, mockery was one of the vandalisers’ chief weapons; anyone who objected to the sweeping away of old things was opening themselves up to a round of scoffing (“Backward! Nostalgist! Move with the times!”). But by proving that they could make an audience laugh, and indeed by laughing at themselves, they could build up a kind of credit with their wit, to be expended in an outbreak of earnestness like ‘The Slow Train’.
The person who knew this as well as Flanders and Swann was, of course, the poet John Betjeman — the man who in some ways ought to have written ‘The Slow Train’. (In fact, my friend Maolsheachlann justifiably said he was ‘flabbergasted’ I hadn’t mentioned it when I wrote a few years ago about Betjeman’s poem ‘Dilton Marsh Halt’). Reading A. N. Wilson’s biography of Betjeman reminded me of the occasion in 2018 when I had passed through the Halt, a tiny station of two short platforms on the outskirts of Warminster in Wiltshire. At the time I wrote that Betjeman’s poem seemed to capture a paradoxical seam that runs through all of his work: irrepressible humour on the one hand hand, and sincere, vulnerable sorrow on the other. It applied to his life as well: Wilson paints a picture of a man distraught at the ruination of England, acutely conscious of his personal flaws and ‘afraid of being found out’, who nevertheless craved merriment and silliness, and would gleefully assign nicknames to his friends, or throw his table-napkin over his face and howl with glee.
John Betjeman and Flanders and Swann knew that they were operating in a culture of heavy cynicism. Sincerity alone, from a standing start, was no good: this was precisely the age in which anyone speaking in defence of old things or high ideals would bring clanging mockery down around his ears. But the Sudden Straight Face was their secret weapon. First Betjeman poked fun at this tiny station, answering his own rhetorical question, “Was it worth keeping the Halt open?”…
“…Yes, we said, for in summer the anglers use it,Two and sometimes threeWill bring their catches of rods and poles and perchesTo Westbury, home for tea.”
As many as three passengers for a mile’s journey! Clearly a vital transport interchange, we chuckle; good old Betjeman, silly old England. But then in the final stanza comes this outburst:
And when all the horrible roads are finally done for,And there’s no more petrol left in the world to burn,Here to the Halt from Salisbury and from BristolSteam trains will return.
Betjeman’s work derives much of its poetic power from this contrast between the gleefully satirical and the ingenuous — in some circles embarrassing — earnestness. The man is a great jester, as Wilson’s biography shows, but there are some things in this world so serious that they snuff out even the jester’s laughter. This is why that plangent ‘horrible roads’ and the prophecy of the return of steam, a ripe, irresistible invitation for Sixties mockery, nevertheless withstands that mockery. The Sixties Modernists stand primed to scoff at anyone avowing a sentimental attachment to this unprofitable station, but the poet has got there first — he has already laughed gently at its ridership of ‘two and sometimes three’ passengers, and has laughed at himself for loving it. So the love, which is serious, has now been fired by clay; by pre-empting the jeers the poet has hardened his work to withstand and outlast hostility.
I think Betjeman employs this manoeuvre to greatest effect in his poem ‘St. Saviour’s, Aberdeen Park, Highbury, London, N’ (such a Betjemanian touch to give the postal district!). Here he begins by relating a typical Betjeman church visit, beautifully written as always, but with a hint of self-deprecation of his own style:
With oh such peculiar branching and overreaching of wireTrolley-bus standards pick their threads from the London skyDiminishing up the perspective, Highbury-bound retireThreads and buses and standards with plane trees volleying byAnd, more peculiar still, that ever-increasing spireBulges over the housetops, polychromatic and high.Stop the trolley-bus, stop! And here, where the roads uniteOf weariest worn-out London — no cigarettes, no beer,No repairs undertaken, nothing in stock — alight;
But then the tone changes, and the poem more becomes earnest, and highly personal:
These were the streets they knew; and I, by descent, belongTo these tall neglected houses divided into flats.Only the church remains, where carriages used to throngAnd my mother stepped out in flounces and my father stepped out in spatsTo shadowy stained-glass matins or gas-lit evensongAnd back in a country quiet with doffing of chimney hats.
Still there is the typical Betjeman detail, the evocation of details of the vanished past. But now he has made himself vulnerable by writing of his parents, of the deeper, more personal connection that he has to this church. And then he goes further. The church is not merely an architectural curiosity, nor even a relic of family history or of a bygone age, but the House of God in which Betjeman is no passing visitor but an invited guest:
Wonder beyond Time’s wonders, that Bread so white and smallVeiled in golden curtains, too mighty for men to see,Is the Power that sends the shadows up this polychrome wall,Is God who created the present, the chain-smoking millions and me;Beyond the throb of the engines is the throbbing heart of all —Christ, at this Highbury altar, I offer myself to Thee.
So it is that the Sudden Straight Face allows Betjeman to do what I believe he generally struggled with, to write straightforwardly about his faith, in perhaps the most confident proclamation of faith he ever made (and it is nice to think that some of these lines were chosen to accompany his statue at London St. Pancras station in 2007). By the protective layer of his self-deprecation he pre-empts any mockery or satire of these most personal things, his memories of his parents and his vulnerable faith. Thus he shows how, even in an age of cynicism, sincerity, once whetted to a blade, cuts cleanly through cynical clinker with a strange and unequalled power.
And we, the audience, cannot deny the sincerity even to ourselves; it is almost as infectious as laughter. By our uproarious laughter of a moment ago we have proven to each other that we have hearts — at least it has with this open, wholehearted humour of Betjeman and Michael Flanders, as opposed to the sniggering of modern comics. If we have hearts, we have no need to pretend to be unmoved by sorrow and loss. So it is, first by laughter and then by sighs, that we find companionship in each other.
More on ‘St. Saviour’s, Aberdeen Park’ from the Rev. Malcolm Guite.
What a wonderful post! Thank you. I must admit I listened to Slow Train THREE TIMES after reading it.
ReplyDeleteIt's an incredibly understated song. Not only is there no anger, there isn't even any explicit lamentation. Aside from the lyricism, it's utterly matter-of-fact, documentary-like.
And the genius of the way it trails off...."Windmill end..."
Yes, I quite agree about the understatement and its powerful effect. Thank you for commenting! Flanders and Swann must knew that, really, that the list of stations to be closed was its own ready-made poem, itself the most eloquent reproach to the vandals — a gift to the tragic satirist. Indeed, 'Armley Moor Arram' is in fact a portmanteau of two separate stations appearing consecutively in the list, and Flanders, seeing how well the names went together, indulged in a bit of poetic licence.
DeleteHappily, some of the stations mentioned in the song ultimately survived, such as Ambergate, St. Erth and St. Ives.
The Wikipedia entry for Windmill End station is almost implausibly evocative: 'Windmill End railway station was a station on the former Great Western Railway's Bumble Hole Line between Blowers Green and Old Hill.' (This is in the Black Country, west of Birmingham.)
That sounds like the rail service in Hobbiton!
DeleteFunnily enough, Tolkien grew up about ten miles away in Hall Green, and the original Bag End Farm is about seventeen miles to the south, so that may not be a coincidence!
DeleteThere's a similar effect at work when Noel Coward is being terribly clipped and brittle with a song, and then sings a line or a phrase in a more conventional way. It imbues that line with an extraordinary degree of feeling. It's late so I can't think of any examples or quite how this connects with your sudden straight face.
ReplyDeleteThat's very interesting. I don't know Noel Coward well enough to be able to think of any particular example, but that sounds like exactly the sort of thing I mean.
DeleteI'm reminded of Coward's famous observation about the 'potency of cheap music', and wonder if that is a related paradox. Somehow, the light-hearted and the simple creates an opening for profound emotion.
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